___ ____ _____ ____   ___   ____ ____  
|_ _| __ )_   _/ ___| / _ \ / ___/ ___| 
 | ||  _ \ | | \___ \| | | | |   \___ \ 
 | || |_) || |  ___) | |_| | |___ ___) |
|___|____/ |_| |____/ \___/ \____|____/ 

This bug brought down our web server cluster:
--- /usr/sbin/ldirectord.orig
+++ /usr/sbin/ldirectord
@@ -2705,3 +2705,3 @@
$$r{url} =~ /(http|https):\/\/([^:\/]+)(:([^\/]+))?(\/.*)/;
- my $host = $1;
+ my $host = $2;
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Backspace on UNIX and its myriad terminals still doesn't just work. IBTSOCS

OS X 10.5 lacks NSWindow:-isActiveSpace and any useful Spaces-related API at all, so I need 50 lines of really slow CoreGraphics queries and caching to make drag-and-drop work. IBTSOCS.

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* Technology
* Software
* Programming
and other things they have legitimate grievances about with computer science, a discipline that might best be described as bemoaning the state of the above, then fixing it.
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My website is segfaulting. IBTSOCS